171230【莫探员】智Talk球探，第21轮英超

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今日临做节目之前呢，发生一段小插曲，又增添咗我嘅欢乐，与此同时，又可以攞嚟做《生活小百科》的素材，话说我发咗个微博，叹翻支IQOS先，于是乎，好多做呢行个人主动喺我到留言，做生意，主动出击，无咩问题，我循例问d烟弹几钱啦~~

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15分优势的曼城，成为咗英超之最，仲不断喺到刷数据……咁剩低落嚟肯定系争欧冠杯资格噶啦……

 

 

英超 12-30 23:00 [3]車路士 - 史篤城[13] -2.25 3.25 11 -4.5 3.5 +1 BTS：2.20

将帅问题，一直喺车仔传出，而干地又做得非常好，喺整个英超联赛入边一直处于前四位置。艾斯派古达助攻比莫拉达已经达到6嘢，曼联69连线啦上年，今季睇车仔嘅球迷不妨留意佢哋嘅“红中”连线。哎~~倘若我人生中，有兄弟做晒助攻比我就好啦，我话比你哋听，无噶，系唔会有噶~~~有嘅都自己吃嗨咗先啦，就算自己吃唔到，都唔会交出嚟噶……

我哋班机友，其中一个，佢叫“老鼠”，凭借住佢得天独厚嘅职业，飞发佬，专！呃！嗨！丢！

上次佢话佢遇到老千，话一去电影院唔系睇电影嘅，而系，系咁玩宾州，咁我话正吖，可以吖，佢话，正嗨啊？！你老味嗨，游戏体验相当差，砌咗佢几晚，吹都唔肯帮我吹，陷家产仲喺到扮有人追，仲呃嗨我买衫比佢，洗嗨咗我千几蚊，条嗨婆啊，出面仲有几条仔噶，正一老千嚟噶！！

我哋全部兄弟听到之后，笑到67咁，丢你老味嗨，砌嗨咗人几晚，只不过洗咗千几蚊，咁就遇到老千啦，高啊~老鼠呢条西棍，我就系话佢专门呃嗨丢嘅，而拥有住咁样逻辑嘅人，竟然系有兄弟揾佢介绍d女，嗰个就系傻嗨3秒啦……

事情嘅真相系…………表面上话介绍个兄弟比d女，而查实就通过咁样自己吃嗨埋，发朋友圈话介绍兄弟，而嗰张配图呢……360度，度度都系死角，3秒非常无奈哋埋怨，而老鼠就话，咁样先够真实啊，d女好钟意噶……

所以倘若呢个世界上有人肯助攻比你，唔使问阿桂，一定系好兄弟。

莫拉达喺英超首季度亮相，目前咁嘅数据，已经对得住身价了，首回合作客史笃城，车仔4-0KO佢哋，莫拉达上演英超首个帽子戏法，亦系唯一一个。

呢个赛季史笃城vs豪门，高开低走，自从惨败比车仔后，一度未曾试过反弹，2-7曼城、0-3利物浦、1-5热刺

与此同时，今晚动态阵容上，史笃城将面临走光的尴尬（中路无人），队长兼主力中卫梳尔哥斯周中vs哈德斯菲尔德受伤，今晚缺阵，佢个partner苏马，因为借口条例，无得反转枪头，常规替补中卫马田斯恩迪，伤咗一段时间啦，仲有成半个月……

所以点解呢场波会升到-2.25咁夸张，上个季度，就话d英超2球盘，全部开下盘，而家就车仔而言，好似非常顺利喔，大家佢查翻d数据就知噶啦，我唔罗列……

今晚呢场广体直播赛事，对于客军史笃城嚟睇，20岁埃及前锋拉马丹·苏比Ramadan Sobhi，连续2场后备入替都有士哥，睇嚟埃及，好坚喔……

不过话说回头，我去埃及旅游又的确系咁，当时租咗马车班师回朝，途经一个球场，应该就有比赛嘅，啱啱好踢完散场的时间，多人到啊，我哋坐住架马车，d球迷，喺咁举晒手，同我哋打招呼，又呐喊噶，我估计应该系主场球迷赢咗波，而班女人，好似伊丽莎白二世巡游咁啊~~多谢咁多位子民对我嘅爱戴，同埋…………纳税！！！

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车路士

上阵成疑：安达斯基思坦臣（后卫）

受伤／缺阵：梅桑达（中场）、戴维雷斯（后卫）

史笃城

上阵成疑：派达斯（后卫）、梳尔哥斯（后卫）、格连庄臣（后卫）

受伤／缺阵：艾利兰（中场）、马田斯恩迪（后卫）、葛特苏马（后卫）

Stoke City’s final Premier League game of 2016 was also at Stamford Bridge against Chelsea; a game that they lost 2-4.

Chelsea haven’t lost their final Premier League game in a calendar year since 2011 (1-3 at home to Aston Villa).

Stoke haven’t won any of their last 16 Premier League games in London (D6 L10), since a 2-1 win at Tottenham in November 2014.

The Blues have conceded just four goals in their last 11 Premier League games, keeping seven clean sheets on the way.

Antonio Conte’s side have also won their last six Premier League home games – only Manchester City (9) are on a longer current run.

20 of Chelsea’s league goals this season have been scored by Spanish players – no team in Europe’s big five leagues have had more (level with Real Sociedad).

Willian has scored four Premier League goals against Stoke City; more than he has against any other opponent in the competition.

Álvaro Morata scored three goals from just three shots on target in Chelsea’s 4-0 league win over Stoke earlier this season.

 

 

 

英超 12-30 23:00 [4]利物浦 - 李斯特城[8] -1.5 3.25 11 -4 3.5 +1 BTS：1.70

曼城的过于强势，令到其他球队暗哑无光，不过利物浦的数分能力依然都系咁出彩，场均2.3球，上赛季场均2.08只。赛季初经常同人换血的打法，而家变得稳健好多，输球数字大幅度下降……仲有一个同上季明显相反的特点，上赛季就“劫富济贫”，今个赛季就“36着，恃强凌弱”。

前场人选实在好多，史杜历治已经沦为备胎，高价买入的张伯伦等待应召，踏入12月份，高普开启轮换政策，尤其是中前场，基本上绝对主力就系门将米罗尼特同埋沙拿，都是18场。

频繁轮换，系要付出代价，2连平西布朗+爱华顿，得1粒士哥。

喺晏菲路摆大巴，系众多中下游球队的普遍做法，倘若上个赛季的李斯特城，应该可以同佢哋PK一下，但系而家个防守数据，以及防守表现，相当差，作客数据同垫底的史云斯一样，

从莎士比亚再到普尔，防守水平，守得好水平。

费明奴梅开二度，68分钟收起，张伯伦取得首个晏菲路士哥，新星艾洛特又取得佢个人今季首个入球。要讲嘅就系古天奴，上轮获得全场最高的9.6分，佢嘅远射，占英超一半，同期第一，自2013年2月debut，喺英超19次远射（谢拉特英超33次）。

仲有一个数据我几like，英超主场失球3只。

李斯特城今季有个特点，防守死球相当漏bou，喺30个失球当中，有13个嚟自死球。右闸丹尼森逊，vs曼联受伤，最新证实要休战几个礼拜，好彩有艾马迪停赛复出顶上。否则又要如上场以中坚德高域顶替，险过剃头。

利物浦

上阵成疑：史杜列治（前锋）、马高古积（中场）、艾拔图摩兰奴（后卫）

受伤／缺阵：佐敦轩达臣（中场）、尼达利基尼（后卫）、阿当保丹（门将）

李斯特城

受伤／缺阵：贺夫（后卫）、丹尼森逊（后卫）

Liverpool suffered an EFL Cup defeat to Leicester City earlier this season (0-2 in September), before beating them in Premier League four days later.

They haven’t lost twice to the Foxes in a single season since 1998-99. The last three Premier League meetings between these two clubs have seen 14 goals scored (4.7 goals per game).

Liverpool have lost three competitive games against Leicester City under Jurgen Klopp – against no side have they lost more often during the German manager’s reign at the club.

The Reds have only conceded three goals in their 10 league games at Anfield so far this season; their joint-best tally at this stage of a Premier League campaign (also three in 2006-07).

Excluding Lewis Dunk’s own-goal, of the 45 Premier League goals scored by Liverpool players this season, 36 have been either scored or assisted by Philippe Coutinho, Roberto Firmino or Mohamed Salah (80%), including 17 of the last 19.

The Foxes have only lost one of their last eight Premier League away games (W3 D4 L1), though it did come in their Boxing Day outing at Watford.

Liverpool are unbeaten in 11 Premier League games – their joint-longest such run under Jurgen Klopp.

They last went 12 without defeat in March 2015 (a run of 13).

Liverpool have scored 75 goals in their 29 games in all competitions so far this season – their highest ever total at this stage of a campaign as a top-flight club.

Their highest tally after 30 games as a top-flight side was 75 in 1980-81, so one goal against Leicester will beat that.

Six of the eight goals that Leicester have scored in their last four Premier League meetings with Liverpool have been via Jamie Vardy.

Jamie Vardy has scored (six) and been involved in (seven) more Premier League goals against Liverpool than he has versus any other opponent in the competition.

 

 

 

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